Friday, February 20, 2009
Insurance
Right now I am coughing because I have a cold.  This is my second cold this year and both have been horrible.  I just found out that I could of have gotten paid by a cancer insurance that I have for my skin cancer.  Dummy me didn't know that it worked that way.  I just thought that they would pay what my insurance wouldn't and my insurance paid for all of it.  It may have been a hefty sum.  Now I'm not certain if I want to get my spots burned before they turn into cancer or wait until they turn into cancer so I can get back some of the stupid money that I have been paying this stupid insurance company for nine years.  The fellow that signed me up said all kinds of false things.  He didn't mention that I would have to wait 20 years, yes 20 years before I can leave that money to my family if I don't have cancer.  What happens if they find a cure for cancer.  I just hit my head into the basement door so was crying from that one.  I have a spot on my chest  that might be cancer.  I just had it burned the other day.  I should have let it go because the doctor said that it was precancerous.  Maybe I can get some money for this spot.  The last spot I had cut out was a barnicle and not cancer. A barnicle, who grows barnicles on them.  I wonder if I am turning into something from Pirates of the Carribean.  These insurance companies can really rip a person off.  It was kind of funny because I was popping popcorn in the faculty lounge at work when this insurance salesman came up to me.  I think that he wished that he hadn't.  I gave him an earful.  He did give me a stupid desk calculator though.  I think he felt sorry for me.  I told him that it was just my luck.  Oh well.
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Please don't purposely get cancer!!! It's not worth it, my dear aunt. Just yell at them and get more free calculators :)
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